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It was getting late and I’d just finished a three hour seminar for work when I finally walked in my front door. “Hey, how was the seminar?” my husband Steven called from the living room. “Pretty good.” I answered as I hung my coat up in the closet and went into the living room. StevenContinue reading “BUFFET BLUNDER”

My husband Steven was walking past the bathroom just as I was applying my new facial mask. He stopped and leaned against the doorway. “Oh geez, what’s this one do?” “It’s a bamboo, charcoal infused sheet mask that once it’s activated will give me an oxygenating and tingling 3D bubble experience!” I was smoothing theContinue reading “BEAUTY MASK”

I was bringing in a few extra rolls of toilet paper to restock our bathroom when I stopped in our bedroom where my husband Steven was getting ready for work. “Hey, can I ask you a question?” Steven looked up from tying his shoe. “Sure.” “When you put a new roll of toilet paper inContinue reading “OVER OR UNDER”

I had just gotten home from work and met my husband Steven in the driveway. “The weirdest thing just happened today.” I said as I walked over to his truck and gave him a quick kiss. “Oh yeah?” He was pulling his file boxes out of the truck and closed the door with his elbow.Continue reading “NUMBER PLEASE”

I was reading on the couch, enjoying a lazy, rainy Sunday when I saw my son Alex walk by with an empty glass covered with a napkin. “I thought you were taking a shower?” I called as I heard him open the back door. “I was, but there was a spider in the tub.” heContinue reading “SPIDER LOVE”

I was in the bathroom, getting ready to get in the shower when I hopped on the scale. Looking down at the number I burst out laughing. My husband, Steven was in the bedroom getting dressed when he heard me and came to the door and knocked. “You okay in there?” I put on myContinue reading “STRESS WEIGHT”

I was pulling more white fluff from the inside of a pillow and stacking it on the dining room table when my son Alex came into the room. “What are you doing?” he asked. “Haven’t you noticed how dirty and flat my needlepoint pillows were getting?” I reached into the pillow and pulled out more.Continue reading “FLUFFY PILLOWS”

It was close to dawn and the overwhelming stench of skunk woke me up from a sound sleep. “Oh my God!” I cried, gulping for some air that wasn’t putrid smelling. My husband, Steven was already up and looking out the window. “I don’t see him, but the smell is pretty bad.” He closed theContinue reading “SKUNKED”

It was early Saturday morning and while I was having my morning tea on our deck I could see that our backyard neighbors were getting ready for a party. Tents were being set up, balloons were being tied to the deck, table and chairs were being put into place and someone was doing a lastContinue reading “POOL PARTY”

My phone dinged and up popped a photo sent from my husband Steven of a snake slithering through the grass. I shook my head and did a double take before texting back. “Where was this taken?” A few seconds later another ding. “Our back yard!” I don’t know why I instinctively pulled my feet upContinue reading “SCARED SNAKELESS”