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I was standing out on our back deck looking out into our woods when my son, Alex came out and stood next to me. “What are we looking at?” he asked. “Two morning doves.” I pointed toward the ground under the feeder. “Where?” “Right there. Don’t you see them?” He looked a while longer untilContinue reading “TWO MORNING DOVES”

It was late at night and I was leaned up against the kitchen counter with a container of potato salad in one hand and a spoon in the other. Steven walked in and turned on the kitchen light. “Why are you standing here in the dark?” “I’m not in the dark.” I pointed the spoonContinue reading “PLEASE DON’T JUDGE”

I was in the kitchen unloading the dishwasher when Alex came in and asked. “Why is it so hot in here?” I stopped for a moment, “You know, now that you mention it, it is kind of warm in here.” I put the last glass away than took out the silverware basket. “The air conditioningContinue reading “UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS”

Steven and I were sitting on the back deck, quietly enjoying the evening, when I noticed a tiny house finch had landed on our feeder. “Aren’t they the cutest little birds?” I asked Steven. Steven looked over at our feeder. “I guess.” he said as he shrugged his shoulders. “I hadn’t really thought about ratingContinue reading “ABSENT LANDLORD”

“Does anyone know where the good scissors are?” my son Alex called from the kitchen. “In the drawer on the left of the stove.” I called from the living room. “I’m in that drawer and it’s not here!” he called back. “Did you really look?” I called. “I did!” he called back. “They’re not here.”Continue reading “FINDER OF LOST THINGS”

“You’re never going to believe what just happened to me.” I said trying to keep the sound of disgust out of my voice as I walked into the kitchen and dropped my keys on the counter top. “What?” my husband, Steven asked. He was busy making himself a sandwich. “Remember when I said I wantedContinue reading “GOING BATTY”

My husband, Steven came up to our bedroom door and juggled the doorknob. “What’s wrong with the door?” he called. “It’s locked.” I said from the other side of that door. “I know that!” He juggled it again. “But why?” “Give me a second!” I called grabbing my robe and unlocking it for him. StevenContinue reading “BATHING SUIT TRAUMA”

It was late in the morning and I was still in my pajamas. That’s not unusual for me on a weekend, especially if I was going to be doing laundry and cleaning the house. But on this particular Saturday I rolled out my exercise mat, went to Goggle and downloaded a free Yoga lesson, andContinue reading “NAMASTE”

The roast was in the oven and I was just pulling all the ingredients out of the refrigerator for a salad when my husband, Steven came into the kitchen. “Wow, it sure smells good in here.” “Thanks. Dinner should be ready in about ten minutes.” “Great! I’m starving!” he said as he went to theContinue reading “HUMMINGBIRD FIRST”

“ALEX!” I screamed. “HELP! THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY COMPUTER!” Alex came into my office, took one look at my gray screen with two white lines going through it and said, “I’ve never seen that before.” “What?” I could feel my heart pounding in my chest. “What’s wrong with it?” “What did you do?” heContinue reading “TECH SUPPORT”