BEE KEEPERS

My son Alex and I were sitting on the front porch enjoying a little sun when my husband Steven came out to join us. “What a beautiful day!” he said as he leaned on the railing. He looked down at a dandelion trying to grow in a crack in the sidewalk. “Oh, you have to go.” he said as he leaned down to pull it out.
“No! Don’t!” I cried. “It’s the first dandelion of the season!”
“I know and I want to catch it before it turns into a puffball and blows seeds all over our yard!” Steven pulled it out by it’s root and held it up for me to see.
“But they say those are the first flowers the bees need.” I sighed.
“Oh, speaking of bees…” he tossed the dandelion over the railing then looked back at me. “I saw a bee house for sale at Costco.”
“Bee house?” I was a little skeptical. “I’m not a big fan of getting stung.”
“You were just trying to feed them dandelions,” Steven shook his head. “but you don’t want to give them a house?”
I shrugged my shoulders as I picked up my phone and Googled Costco bee house. “Hey! Here it is!” I turned my phone around for Alex to see. “It looks like a cute little barn!” I began scrolling through the site. “It attracts the Mason bee.” I looked over at Steven. “They say they’re gentle and non-aggressive!”
“See, I told you.” Steven said.
I looked over at Alex and smiled. “I’m going to be a beekeeper!” I cried.
“Well, that’s not entirely true.” Steven shook his head.
“What do you mean?” I was confused. “We’re getting bees, so I’m going to be a beekeeper.”
“We’re not actually getting bees.” He leaned back on the railing. “We’re getting a bee house to attract the bees.”
I shook my head. “Okay, fine. But once the bees come then I’ll be one, right?”
Steven shook his head again. “Nope. Still won’t be one.”
“Oh, come on!”
Now it was Alex’s turn to show me his phone. “I just Googled beekeeper.”
I took his phone from him. “A beekeeper keeps bees in order to collect their honey and other products that the hive produce like beeswax and bee and flower pollen.” I handed him back his phone. “So what do the Mason bees do?”
“They’re spring pollinators.” Steven was reading from Google too.
“So isn’t that what honey bees do?”
“Yes, but they’re also protecting a hive so they can get aggressive.”
“Nope, don’t want that.” Alex chimed in.
“Okay, fine.” I sighed. “I won’t be able to call myself a beekeeper.”
“You’re helping the bee population. Isn’t that enough?” Steven laughed.
“I guess.” I sighed.
“You can call yourself an environmentalist.” Alex suggested. “You are helping them.”
I thought about that for a moment.
“Or the manager of a bee flophouse.” Steven added.
I looked over at Steven. “Thanks, but I think I’ll go with environmentalist.”
Steven shrugged his shoulder. “Suit yourself.”

PROCRASTINATION

“Hey, Alex!” I called to my son. “Do you want me to make a cake?”
“Sure!” Alex came into the living room where I was sitting on the couch with my laptop. “Trying to get out of work again?” he asked as he laughed.
“You know me so well.” I smiled as I moved the computer on the couch and went into the kitchen to preheat the oven.
Alex followed me into the kitchen. “I love when you don’t want to work.” He handed me a mixing bowl.
I had to laugh as I got the cake mix out. “I know you do.”
“Last week you washed all the windows, which was nice, but I think I’m liking the cake procrastination better.” he leaned against the counter while I made the batter.
“Yeah, I think I like this one better too.” I put the cake in the oven and set the timer on my watch. “Okay, I have about a half an hour before the timer goes off.” I looked over at Alex. “I guess it’s time for me to get some work done.” I went back to the couch and picked up my laptop. “Okay, here goes.” I sighed.
Alex sat next to me and picked up the remote for the television. “Is it going to bother you if I watch some TV.?”
“Oh, not at all!” I said a little too quickly.
Alex looked over at me and raised his eyebrows. “Maybe I should watch it in another room, so you can work in peace.”
“No, no, no…” I motioned for him to sit back down. “What I have to do doesn’t really need my full attention.”
“It doesn’t?”
“Nope.” I sat up straighter. “So what do you want to watch?”
“Wait, this is just another way for you to put off getting your work done, isn’t it?”
I tried to look innocent “Of course not. I told you I can do both.”
Alex turned on the television. “All right, but if I don’t see your hands moving on that keyboard I’m turning off the television.”
I had to laugh. “Okay, now you’re starting to sound like my Dad.”
“I’m serious!” he began scrolling through the menu until he reached Discovery Channel.
“Oh…Ultimate Homes! I love this one!” I cried. “Looking at homes I’ll never be able to afford, built in gorgeous areas I’ll never see! Perfect!”
Alex laughed as clicked on to the show.
We’d only been watching a few minutes when Alex cleared his throat. “I’m not hearing your fingers clicking on your keyboard.” he reminded me.
“Fine.” I went back to my laptop and began scrolling through the work I’d already finished. I began tapping away at the keys but secretly peeking over at the TV to see the next magnificent home they were showing.
Alex looked over at me. “Are you really typing something or are you just pretending?”
“What? Are you kidding?” I began erasing the nonsense words I’d been typing before he asked to see the screen.
That’s when the timer went off. “Oh the cakes ready!” I jumped up to get it.
When I came back into the living room I was carrying my sneakers. “Do you want to go for a walk? It’s beautiful out!”
Alex just laughed. “You really don’t want to work, do you?”
“Nope, not right now.” I sat down to put on my sneakers. “But I swear I’ll start as soon as we get back!”
“No you won’t.” He’d gotten up to get his sneakers.
I looked up at him and smiled as he walked by. “You’re probably right.”

SPRING CLEAN

I tucked a roll of paper towels under my arm and reached under the kitchen sink to get the bottle of Windex. “I’m ready!” I said as I closed the cabinet door and stood up.
My husband Steven was making his second cup of coffee. “What are you up to today?”
I held out the bottle of Windex. “Windowsill cleaning!”
“You’re right! It’s time to start opening the windows and getting some fresh air in here!” He poured his coffee and leaned against the counter as I reached over the sink and opened the window.
“Yuck!” There was a thick coat of dirt filled with tiny dead bugs. “How’d they all get in here?”
I sprayed the Windex and began wiping the spider webs off the screens. “Oh my gosh, this is more disgusting then usual!” Once I got that cleaned off I closed the window and began cleaning the inside of it.
“Aren’t you going to clean the outside of the window?” he asked.
“It’s still a little chilly out.” I began wiping it with a paper towel.
Steven reached over and opened the window, pulled the two tabs at the top, releasing it from the frame and tipping it towards me. “Here you go.”
I looked at it for a minute. “Oh, yeah. I forgot they did that.”
“See, now you can wash the whole window and not just the sills.”
“Yeah.” I said with very little enthusiasm.
“Oh, come on. It won’t take you very long and just think how great you’ll feel once it’s done!”
I began spraying the outside of the window then switched to the paper towels when our son, Alex came in the room. “Morning!” he said walking around me to get a mug from the cabinet. “Wow! What made you want to tackle that job today?”
I looked over at him while he poured himself some coffee. “I don’t know if you noticed or not, but these windows have been awful for weeks.”
Alex looked over at Steven with a look I couldn’t figure out.
“What?”
“Nothing.” Alex said then put his cup down on the counter. “Why don’t I unload the dishwasher for you.”
I looked over at Steven who started to laugh. “Okay, what so funny?” I asked.
“You don’t know if we noticed or not?” he pointed to the front picture window. “You can barely see out of it, it’s so dirty!”
I looked around the corner into the living room. He was right the window was pretty bad. “Wow! You’re right. I wonder why I never noticed?”
“We were wondering the same thing!” Steven said.
“We?” I looked over at Alex who had just taken some glasses from the top rack.
He shook his head as he put the glasses in the cabinet. “Let’s not get me in this one, okay?”
I looked back at Steven. “You know either one of you could have washed them yourselves if it was bothering you so much.”
Steven looked at Alex. “It wasn’t bothering me that much.” He shrugged his shoulders. “How about you?”
Alex took the plates out of the dishwasher. “Still not wanting to get in this one.”
I opened the back glass door to spray some Windex on that. I looked at the siding. “You know the whole house could use a good power-washing.” I popped my head back in the door. “Steven?”
Alex looked at me as he closed the dishwasher door. “He went that way.” he pointed down the hallway. “Maybe he didn’t hear you?” Alex shrugged his shoulders.
I had to laugh. “Sure. Let’s go with that.”

STILL SICK

It was a rainy Sunday morning and I was laying on the couch looking out the window. “Are you still sick?” my son Alex asked as he came into the room.
I pointed to the box of tissues, can of Lysol, chap stick, saline spray and giant bottle of hand sanitizer that were lined up on the coffee table.“Yeah.” I sighed. “I can’t seem to get rid of this cold.” I reached over to the bottle of hand sanitizer and pumped some into my hand. Quickly rubbing them together before picking up the television remote. “You want to watch Sunday Morning with me?”
“But you’re sick.” Alex just stood next to the couch.
“I know, but that doesn’t stop me from watching TV.” I moved over on the couch to make room for him.
He just stared at the couch.
“Oh, geez!” I picked up the can on Lysol and sprayed where I’d been sitting. “How’s that?”
Alex just shook his head as he walked over to the chair on the other side of the coffee table. “Sorry but I’ll sit over here. I really don’t want what you have.”
“Fine.” I turned the television on. “Did you have breakfast yet?”
Alex had settled into the chair. “No, not yet.”
“I was thinking about making pork roll, egg and cheese. Do you want one?”
Alex looked over at me. “Sure! That sounds great!”
I went over to the sink and washed my hands before going back to the stove. “Can you put the English muffins in the toaster for me?”
“Sure.” He went over to the cabinet while I leaned over to grab a fork from the drawer. He turned around quickly and I was a few inches from him. “Whoa…don’t want to get too close, you’re sick you know.”
I rolled my eyes. “It amazes me that you guys treat me like I have the plague, won’t get anywhere near me, but none of you seem to mind that I cook your food!”
“That’s totally different.” Alex argued.
“Really?” I had to laugh. “How?”
“Well, you’ve had this cold for a week.”
“Yeah?”
“So none of us wants to cook for ourselves for a whole week!”
“Are you serious?” I put the pork roll into the pan.
“Yup.” He put the English muffins in the toaster and pushed the button down before turning to face me. “I figure you wash your hands, the food is cooked, it’s all good.”
“You do know I’m breathing while I cook the food.”
“Yeah, but that’s where the ‘We don’t want to cook for ourselves’ comes in.”

TICK TOCK

“Time to change the clocks!” I sang as I walked into the living room. “Tick, tick, tick, tick tock!” I’d just finished cleaning the kitchen from dinner and could see my son Alex was laying on the couch, looking out the window. I went over to him and gave him a quick kiss on the top of his head. “Now you sing!”
Alex slowly shook his head. “Nope, not going to happen.”
“Oh, come on! It’s an echo song.” I started to sing again. “Spring ahead, Fall back.”
Alex started to laugh. “Where did you learn that song?”
“In music class with my preschooler’s.” I went over to the table where a small clock was sitting. I picked it up and turned it around so I could remove the back. “I should probably change the battery at the same time.” I pulled the battery out and went to the kitchen to get a new one from the drawer. Coming back to the living room, with my new battery, Alex sat up from the couch. “Aren’t you changing the clocks a little early? I thought we changed them on Saturday night?”
I shrugged my shoulders. “I like to get a head start on these things.” I turned the hands an hour ahead. “Besides the television cable box clock will change on it’s own so I’ll be able to see the real time for the next day.”
Alex looked confused. “It’s not like we have a lot of clocks.”
“Well, actually I’m just really anxious to get this whole Spring thing going and I thought moving some of the clocks ahead early would make me feel better.” I set the clock down and looked over at the cable box. “See. It’s already working!” I pointed out the window as the sun was setting. “It’s 5:50 now but Sunday night it will be closer to 7 when the sun sets!” I looked over at him and smiled. “Doesn’t that just make your day!”
Alex laughed. “I don’t know if I’d say it made my day but, I get why you’re excited.”
“Just think, it a few short weeks we’ll be sitting on the back porch watching the hummingbirds chase each other away from the feeders!”
Alex laughed. “I do kind of miss them.”
I looked out the front window at all the bare branches on the trees. “Pretty soon it will be nothing but green when you look outside! Our chipmunks will be scurrying around the bird feeders, dragonflies will be zipping across the lawn!” I sighed and closed my eyes as I pictured the scene I’d just created.
I opened my eyes and Alex was standing next to me looking out the window. I gave him a little nudge with my arm. “Doesn’t that sound wonderful?”
We watched as a few stray leaves blew across the lawn. “It does.” he sighed. “But you know they’re calling for snow next weekend?”
“I hate you.” I whispered under my breath.
Alex laughed. “Just trying to keep you in reality.” he patted me on the shoulder as he went to his room. “It’s still only March!” he called.

GROUP CROSSWORD

I was walking into the kitchen, ready to make my morning cup of tea, when I noticed the newspaper crossword puzzle laying on the kitchen table. There were several blank spots to be filled in so, I sat down and got right to work.
Twenty minutes later my son Alex walked in.
“What’s a four letter word for cat’s lives?” I asked.
“Don’t they have nine?” he said, walking over to the cabinet to get out a box of cereal.
I shook my head. “I should have known that.” I took my pencil and filled in the blanks, then moved to the next clue. “Part of SWAK.” I said as I got up to finally get my cup of tea.
Alex took the newspaper from me. “How many letters?” he asked.
“Four.” I took the tea bag from the canister and placed it in my cup, waiting for the water to boil.
“That would be kiss.” he said, picking up the pencil and filling in the boxes.
I filled my cup with boiling water and headed back to the table.
That’s when my husband, Steven walked into the room. “What are you two up to?” he asked.
It was then that I realized we’d been working on his puzzle. “I’m sorry.” I said as I looked over at Alex who was still filling in the boxes.
Alex looked up, “Wait a minute. Mom didn’t tell me this was your puzzle. She was working on it when I came in!” He looked over at me then back to Steven before pushing the paper away from him.
“Thanks for giving me up so quickly!” I laughed. I looked over at Steven. “I’m really sorry. But I did my part in pencil so I can erase it in a second and you’ll never know the difference.”
Steven started to laugh. “It’s fine. I’m not that kind of crossword puzzle solver.”
“You’re not?” I looked down at the puzzle. “But you’ve done your section in pen.”
“I always use pen.” He pulled out a kitchen chair and sat down at the table, looking over the section Alex and I had done.
“I could never us a pen.” I admitted. “What if I made a mistake?”
“You just have to be sure of yourself.” Steven said looking over at me. “It’s the difference between people who use paper clips and people who use staplers.”
I thought about that for a moment, before I realized what he was saying. “Oh my gosh, I always use paper clips!”
Steven smiled as he picked up his pen. “And I use a stapler.”

NEST FIDELITY

It was a dreary day and I needed to do something to make myself feel better. So I went to my son, Alex’s door and knocked. “Can I look out your side door?” I called. “I want to see if the daffodils are coming up by your porch.”
“Sure.” he called.
I went through his bedroom and into his office. “Thanks.” I said as I opened the side door and stepped out onto his small deck. Leaning over the railing I could see that not only had the daffodils come up but you could see some of the buds popping through too. “Yeah!” I cried. “Do you want to come see the daffodils? They’re almost ready to open!”
“That’s okay. I believe you.” I could hear him busily tapping away on his keyboard.
I popped my head back inside. “You know what this means don’t you?”
Alex turned in his chair, a confused looked on his face. “What?”
“Spring is on the way!” I couldn’t help but smile.
Alex shook his head and laughed. “It’s still February.”
“Hey, there was a reason the daffodils were planted on the sunny side of the house.” I stepped back inside and sat down on his futon. “So they’d come up sooner then the rest and make me feel like Spring is just around the corner.”
“Well, if that makes you feel better, I’m glad.” He turned back to his computer.
“You know what else this means, don’t you?”
“No.” Alex shook his head. “What?”
“Your robin couple will be making their nest in the holly tree right outside your window again.”
His fingers stopped in midair as he turned around to face me. “Are you kidding me?”
I shook my head. “Nope. It’s called nest fidelity. I looked it up. It’s a real thing.”
Alex looked confused. “Nest fidelity?”
“Yup. It’s when birds have a successful nest they’ll go back to the same spot, if not the same nest and start all over again!” I couldn’t help but smile. “Isn’t that amazing!”
Alex leaned back in his chair. “That’s just great.” he sighed. “Another few weeks of that idiot bird pooping all over my deck and slamming himself against my storm door.”
“Hey, he was only trying to protect his nest. He kept seeing his reflection in your storm door and thought another bird was invading his territory.”
“Exactly what I said. He was an idiot!”
“Well, if you want me to, I can always put the paper up on the door to block his reflection.”
Alex sighed again. “That’s still not going to stop him from using my deck as his bathroom.”
I shrugged my shoulders. “Well, maybe he won’t be as messy this year.”
“What makes you say that?” He reached over and grabbed his water bottle and took a drink.
“Well if we get the paper up before they come back maybe he won’t see his reflection and feel like he has to sit on your railing to guard his nest?”
Alex shrugged his shoulders. “I guess we could try. Do you want to put it up now?”
Now it was my turn to look confused. “Why would I put it up now? It’s only February!”
Alex just shook his head as he turned back to his computer. “You’re killing me here.”
I had to laugh as I got up and kissed him on the top of the head. “I love you too.”

SHOWING THE LOVE

I was standing in front of my son Alex’s bedroom door, ready to tape a pink heart to it, when the door opened. Alex was standing there looking at me as I held the pink heart up in the air. “I was just ready to put this on your door but…” I shrugged my shoulders. “here you go.” I handed it to him instead.
Alex looked at the heart and read what I’d written on it out loud. “I love your three pat hugs.”
Alex looked back at me and smiled. “Ah, thanks.” He leaned over and gave me a hug, with his three pats to my back, before going back into his room with the note.
I followed him in and saw that he had a pile of the notes I’d been leaving him. “Ahhh, you’re keeping them?”
“Sure.” Alex looked confused. “Why wouldn’t I?”
I shrugged my shoulders. “I thought you were throwing them out after you were done reading them.”
Alex looked surprised. “That wouldn’t be very nice of me.”
“Oh, wait. I didn’t mean it that way!” I looked back at the pile of pink hearts on his side table next to his computer. “I’ve been leaving them on your Dad closet door too. He hasn’t said a lot about them but I know he likes them because he’s left them all up.” I looked over at Alex and smiled. “You, on the other hand, came out every night and held the note out and thanked me.” I shrugged my shoulders again. “I just figured the two of you had different ways of showing me you liked them and I wrongly assumed your way was telling me thank you and than tossing them.”
“Well, see I surprised you again!”
I smiled. “You did.” I thought back to the first of the month when I started the notes. “You know, I’ve had fun thinking of things I like about my guys. It’s made leading up to Valentine’s Day fun.”
Alex looked surprised. “We’ve never made Valentine’s Day a big deal around here before.”
“I know.” I sighed. “It’s just that when I read an article about doing this for the days leading up Valentines Day, I sat down and started to think of different things I like about you guys.” I looked back at the pile of hearts. “The list came out so quickly that it seemed silly not to do it.” I looked back at Alex and smiled. “Well, it’s time for me to put your Dad’s note up before I go to bed.” I leaned over and gave him a quick kiss on his cheek.
Alex smiled. “Does that mean you want me to do this for you next year?”
“No, but maybe when you’re ready to throw them out you can give them to me instead.”
“Sure.” Alex looked confused. “So you can use them again next year?”
I had to laugh. “Kind of. But not the way you think.”
Alex still looked confused.
“I want to remember what I said this year so I don’t repeat myself next year.” I smiled as I headed to his door. “I’m pretty sure I can think of 14 new things I like about you for next year.”

AISLE 1, 2 OR 3

“How’d it go?” Steven asked as he opened the front door to let me in.
“Have I mentioned how much I hate grocery shopping?” I said as I walked by him headed to the kitchen with bags hanging from both my arms.
“Any more in the car?”
“Yeah, thanks!” I called as I put the bags on the counter top and began unloading.
Steven came in with more bags and placed them on the counter. “This is the last of them.” He reached in and pulled out a large container of feta cheese.
I looked over at him. “Do you know how hard it was to find that?” I pointed to the feta container.
“Wasn’t it in the cheese aisle?” Steven put it in the refrigerator.
“No.” I pulled out the yellow sheet of paper that was the store directory. “You’ve been telling me to use this until I get used to the new store but it tells you cheese is in freezer door 35 through 51 and you can find a tiny container there but then when I got to the produce section they had the big container there.” I shook my head annoyed as I remembered having to go back through the entire store to return the tiny container. “The store directory is useless!”
“It’s not useless.” Steven sighed as he put the loaf of bread in the cabinet. “You just hate getting used to a new store.”
“I’m not arguing that!” I sighed as I put the cold cuts away. “The place is packed all the time!”
“That’s because everyone loves a new store but you.” He was leaned against the counter as I finished putting the last of the groceries away. “But once you get used to it I bet you’re going to love it too.”
“I’m going to have to.” I sighed again as I held up the container of hummus. “Guess where they keep this?”
Steven laughed. “Where?”
“I can’t remember.” I laughed. “But I remember thinking, that’s a stupid place to have it!” I put it in the refrigerator.
Steven came over and gave me a hug. “I know you don’t like change but I promise you’ll get used to this new store and you’ll love it!”
“I know.” I leaned back against the counter. “I did find one trick that helps get me around the store when it’s really crowded.”
“What?
“Aisle 1, 2 and 3! They’re always empty. So if I want to get from one side of the store to the other, I use them.”
Steven seemed confused. “Why are they always empty?”
I shrugged my shoulders. “That’s where all the healthy stuff is.” I started to laugh. “Clearly we don’t live in a community that wants natural snacks, gluten free stuff or any kind of vitamins.”
Steven shook his head. “In a way, that’s kind of sad.”
“Really?” I looked over at him. “They have an open barrel of bulk granola in that aisle. I can pick up a few scoops for you if you want.”
Steven shook his head. “No thanks. I’m good.”

ONE MORE TIME

It was Sunday afternoon and I was curled up on the couch watching television when my husband Steven came in. “What are you watching?”
“The Greatest Showman movie.” I reached for my water bottle and took a sip before putting it back on the coffee table.
Steven laughed. “Again? How many times does this make?”
“Three.” I looked at my watch. “But it’s still early, I can watch it again tonight.”
Steven stood next to the couch watching the movie.
“Do you want to watch it with me?” I patted the cushion next to me.
“No, I’m good.” He was still standing there. “I’m not a big fan of musicals.”
I grabbed the controller and hit pause. “So, what’s up?”
“I’m just trying to figure out what it is about this movie that you love so much you’d watch it three times in one weekend.”
I looked back at the television where the cast was in mid jump in a spectacular dance number. “I don’t know. Everything, I guess. I love the music, the dancing, the story about P.T. Barnum.” I shrugged my shoulders. “It just reminds me of going to a Broadway show.” I looked back at the television. “It makes me happy.” I smiled at him.
“I get it.” He kissed me on the top of the head and went into the kitchen. “You miss going to the shows with your sister.”
I sighed. “Ever since she moved from New York I miss going into the city and doing things with her.” I softly said to myself. I was about to tap the pause button again to start the show when my son Alex came into the room.
“Wow! You’re watching this again?”
“It’s her third time!” Steven called from the kitchen.
“Come on guys!” now it was time for me to laugh. “How many times have you two watched The Godfather?”
Steven came back into the room. “That’s different. That’s a classic!”
I looked back at the television. “I bet this will be a classic someday, too!”
Steven and Alex looked at each other and Alex began shaking his head. “I not so sure about that.” he said.
“We’ve watched a lot of movies more than once but never in the same weekend.” Steven added.
“Well, that’s what makes us different I guess.” I adjusted the pillow behind my back. “I could watch this over and over and I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of it.” I began humming one of the tunes. “See, I can’t get them out of my head.”
Steven shook his head. “Well, you enjoy yourself.” he looked over at Alex. “Feel like watching The Godfather again?”
Alex shrugged his shoulder. “Sure, why not.”
“See we’re all watching classic movies this weekend.” I pushed the pause button and all the dancers landed on the ground continuing their routine.
“You’re not watching a classic.” Steven called to me as he headed to his den.
“It is to me!” I called back.